Since I moved to San Francisco and went to the
House of Prime Rib for the first time 10 years ago with Kate -- or maybe it was Gliebe -- or maybe it was Kate AND Gliebe (whatevs), I have claimed it as my favorite restaurant in the City. From beginning to end the best meal you could ever want -- from the great wine list, to the fantastic service, to the bread and salad -- and of course the prime rib. If you're a meat and potatoes kind of person who likes consistency, the HoPR is the place for you.

I forgot to take a pic right when it showed up, so here is my partially-eaten meal. Doesn't look as good as when it first arrived. Oops.
Let me list the reasons why I love this place so much:
1. The bar. Let's say you're early for your reservation -- or you're still waiting on somebody. Head to the bar and order a cocktail. They will make your cocktail in the cutest little cocktail skaker ever, pour said cocktail into the glass and then give you the rest of the shaker to use for your next drink. There are always two cocktails in that damn thing and I love them for it. I always end up bringing the shaker with me to the table and drinking that second cocktail while eating the bread.
2. The bread. Best. Sourdough. Bread. Around. Crunchy loaf. Served hot. Perfect.
3. The salad. There aren't any options here. It's a straight up dinner salad with iceberg, beets, diced red pepper and egg. They bring it to the table in a big silver bowl on ice, add seasoning salt to it and their signature house dressing and serve it to you on a chilled plate -- accompanied by a chilled fork. This is the only time I'll eat beets and usually the only time I will eat every last bite of my salad. I would go there for just the bread and salad.
4. The wine list. It's good. And you want good wine when you're eating good food.
5. The simplicity. You have very few choices to make -- and it used to be even simpler before they added the cream corn. They are: what cut of meat you want, how you want it cooked, baked or mashed potatoes and creamed spinach or creamed corn. My order goes like this: "I'll have the city cut-medium rare, baked with everything except bacon and creamed spinach. Thank you very much. I love you."
6. The prime rib. Heavenly perfection in every bite. Served with horseradish -- your choice of mild (whipped with sour cream), medium (mayo-based) or the real-deal horseradish. I always take some real horseradish and mix it in with the mild. Jeezus... I can taste it right now. Mmm....
7. The service. Always top-notch. Always respectful. Always classy. Wednesday night we had Steve, who has been working there for 7 years. Took a few pictures of us and even took a few pictures with us. That's the kind of place it is ... you end up befriending your server and having him take a picture with you.
Sidenotes:
Prime rib city cut: $34.45 (yes, there were cents involved)
Always make a reservation -- unless you go right when they open at 5:00 p.m.
Truly a San Francisco institution. If you have lived here for awhile and you haven't been there ... GO!